Gas Industry:  Frack You, Patagonia!






A single blogger for a pro-gas group writes, “I’m no longer buying Patagonia products due to (their) bla- tant bias against ...Colorado’s oil and gas industry.” Gasp! Is Patagonia aware of this?




Guns

Some say women are too filled with estrogen to make a rational decision about whether or not to bear a child. Wouldn’t that mean that men are too filled with testosterone to make a rational decision about whether or not to bear an assault rifle with a grenade-launcher attachment?









Don't Frack with Beer






Years ago, as a college student presciently aware that someday I might be writing an article about shale- gas extraction and beer, I made my way through the biergartens of Germany wanting to see for myself if they were all they were cracked up to be. Answer: yes.




Shut the Tailgate

Citizens! It is safe to come out now. The missing radioactive gauge has been found, and the slippery-fingered company responsible will be held accountable.

Or not.







Gone Fission






An unidentified terrorist left two live warthogs tethered to a Barcalounger in an Ohio nuclear power plant recently, in a message widely speculated to mean “corporate” (wart) “greed” (hog).

Slight exaggeration.




Fracking Saddles

The Institute of Terrorism Research and Response (ITRR), based in both Philadelphia and Jerusalem, “provide(s) coun- ter-terrorism training ... (for) dealing with threats such as Weapons of Mass Destruction, suicide bombers, and other forms of terror ...”

... such as local anti-fracking groups.












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